Nob Stewart refers to himself as Scotlands Greatest Living Psychopath and it is a label that is hard to argue with as he is completely out to lunch. He writes about his crazy adventures in his native tongue but don't worry he also provides an English translation for those who don't understand the local patter. So you can get a laugh and learn Scottish into the bargain.
He shares a site with Billy Watson as he doesn't have the time or the inclination to waste in front of a computer when there is beer to be drunk down the boozer and beer mats to write his scribbles on but you can get to his about page there at www.nobstewart.com.